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Oh hell fucking no.

This. This is why I fucking hate them. 

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.

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Oh my god. I can’t even.

All I got to say is:

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I’m sorry, but…

…Any lesbian (actually, anyone at all for that matter) who says “I’m in lesbians with ______” needs to get bitched slapped because the phrase is just fucking stupid. It doesn’t matter if I’m with a girl, the word lesbian doesn’t need to be in the sentence that defines my relationship. Besides, even if I am in love with a woman, it doesn’t make me a lesbian.